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sniffington 

You are a sniffington.
sniffington by Elizaaa September 13, 2007

stiffington bo biffington 

A cocktail, usually mixed in two 16-oz solo cups, which is made strong for the sole purpose of drinking oneself retarded. Also referred to as a "stiffington" or "stiffy" for short.
I can't wait until thursday so I can pick up some captain's and just rip stiffington bo biffingtons all night.

Rod Stiffington 

A Joke name used in crank calls that insinuates a man with an erection. Name first used by Richard Christy and partner Sal the Stock broker of the Howard Stern Show
Hi I'm Rod Stiffington do you have any cumquats for sales?
Rod Stiffington by Wayne Slappy December 13, 2015

Snarfingtons

A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.
Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!

Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons
Snarfingtons by shypolarbear March 6, 2013

stiffington 

A staunch, steadfast person. Commonly refered to as a 'stiff.'
My teacher would not accept my homework, he is a real stiffington.
stiffington by HawtSauce October 5, 2006

Rod Stiffington 

A penis that is in the erect status.
Mike," Why did you change your facebook name to Rod Stiffington?

Marc," Because i constantly have a boner!!
Rod Stiffington by meatcurtins July 14, 2010