sniff the stiff 

When you sniff your mans dick when it’s hard

Damn bro I’m bouta go sniff the stiff

sniff the stiff by Flick da stick January 13, 2018

sniff the dude fruit 

To change sexual orientation. A male who once was straight, but is now gay. To be interested in men.

"Did you hear Fat Carl broke up with Sheila?" cried Crayfish. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure he started to sniff the dude fruit." replied Sea Tito.

sniff the dude fruit by Sweet Mootat June 12, 2014

sniff the pork 

Farting on a chair/sofa/bed, then bending over and sniffing that spot where you just farted.

Dude, I just farted.

OMG! Sniff the pork!!!

Gross! I think I had rotten eggs for breakfast!!

sniff the pork by MeanernessButtsmack April 7, 2016

sniff the nest 

A phrase describing when a guy is low-key hitting on a girl. Causally testing the waters to get a feel for the odds of him eventually getting some tail. In this context, 'nest' refers to the female crotch, around which he's sniffing.

Guy: 'Why is your phone buzzing today constantly? Who's texting you?'
Girl: 'This dude I met who offered to teach me how to weld.'
Guy: 'Weld? That's weird. He's probably also trying to sniff the nest'
Girl: 'Yeah, probs

sniff the nest by channel_panel September 23, 2018

sniff the cat 

1. The act of tripping off a salvia divinorum high.

The term originated from a little known Taiwanese video game based on the movie "Kung Fu Hustle". In order for users to transfer from one instanced zone to another, the user would click a sleeping cat located in the game world. Upon clicking the sleeping cat, users would be prompted with "Sniff the cat?" accompanied by trippy East Indian music.

In a sense, this represented the user taking a psychedelic and transferring from one reality to another. An experience often had by those who smoke salvia.

Guy 1: Hey, want to sniff the cat?

Guy 2: Sure.

*Pull*
*Hold*
*Release*

OH-SHI....

sniff the cat by Qualitee December 20, 2010

on the sniff

To be on the lookout for a sexual partner. Originates from the animal world where the male and female of a species will sniff each others' genitals before copulation.

"Where are you going tonight, love?"
"Out on the sniff, mum."
"Craig! Don't be rude."

on the sniff by The Strut October 13, 2004

spot the stiff 

When watching a war or disaster movie with a large ensemble cast, to use one's knowledge of the genre and its cliches in order to predict which characters will die before the end. Good picks include Spitfire pilots talking moist-eyed of their upcoming marriage, hysterical mothers and either half of a couple celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary.

spot the stiff by marcata August 14, 2003