snemp

A monkeys bellend

What do you call a monkeys bellend?

It’s a snemp

by Jenkersspenkers September 24, 2021

Snep

Noun, shorthand for snow leopard used predominantly by the furry community.

The snep clung tightly to his clove of lettuce, before eviscerating it in a horrifying display.

by Esaro March 9, 2018

sic semper tyrannis

Latin, translation: "Thus always to tyrants", purportedly (but unlikely) uttered by Brutus at the assassination of Julius Caesar. The phrase is meant to signify that tyrants will always be overthrown and removed from power.

The other person who defined this just got it flat out wrong. Didn't think people could be that stupid.

Sic semper tyrannis.

by AtheismoTheGreat July 7, 2015

slemp

inadvertently screwing someone over.

Well, I was going to hang out with Nate today, but he slemped out on me.

I made a pizza today, and Jim totally slemped the last slice.

Oh I thought those guys were giving us a ride, but it looks like they left already...they just slemped us.

by peterpooper November 1, 2010

Snimp Day

The day of snake and pimp (21st October).

Isn't Snimp day just the most exciting?

by deathwish1468 October 21, 2019

Semper Fido

mutation from the Latin meaning "always a dog", always being a dog, always base and self-gratifying, always begging handout, freebees, sex, gratuities. Always "dogging it".

When Zeb related to ladies and friends in his base self-serving way he was "Semper Fido" - always doglike.

by jim christ December 28, 2007

semper paratus

The motto of the United States Coast Guard, meaning "always ready".

"The Coast Guard is a service that is always Semper Paratus."

by USCG BM3 December 11, 2013