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1. (noun)A Stand in in a movie, used when the budget is all sucked up

2. (noun)The replacement on the 3 Stooges

3. (verb) The act of relaxing or sitting around

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I'm just shempin' it"
by Shin November 09, 2003
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A fat no neck lazy piece of shit. Has a grey mop haircut and walks like a sick penguin. Acts like a woman in menopause. Completely useless human being.
Did you see Shemp holding his head like a bitch. Pet smart called and said they are ready for Shemps grooming.
by DeezBolas June 29, 2018
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A loser that has no clue what is going on.
"Wayne is such a Jankey Shemp, Sherta told him she would give him some play if he bought her that cellie- and he beleived her"
by HAB October 24, 2006
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Next to Curly, the funniest stooge.
Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!
by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004
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Shemp can be used in place of any undesirable word, as a euphamism for that word. Derives from "Shemp" as the name given to Matt Opotzner. Shemp can be used for anything, but the only person it can represent is Matt Opotzner.
Dude1: Holy shemp, man, did you see Shemp today?
Dude2: Yeah, man, what a shemp. He's really shemped it up this time... Phil's gonna flip a shemping shemp.
by Jazz Bandy May 31, 2004
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long hair bangs that hang past the person's nose

name after and as seen on the three stooges' "Shemp"
I took my hat off and my shemps covered my eyes
by AC slappy August 16, 2009
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