snatchstach

A man or womans mustasche primarily derived from the pubes a a prostitute.

I just ate that hookers cooter out and. My snatchstach smells downright putrid.cooter

by Scrapeotomy January 6, 2018

Snatchpatch

pubic hair, particularly emphasizing revelation of color.

"Was she a real blonde?"
"No."
"How could you tell?"
"Her snatchpatch told she was a brunette in disguise."

by Zane327 October 14, 2009

snatchquach

A close relative to Bigfoot and the Skunk Ape, the Snatchquach is the hairiest, smelliest variety of of the Sasquach family. Though its existence has never been scientifically proven, eye-witnesses describe the Snatchquach as having pink fleshy skin with large lips covered in coarse, straggly hair and having a distinct, fishy odor.

Cletus and Joe swore they saw a Snatchquach while playing their banjos up in the hills.

by the Absurder September 27, 2009

snatchsquach

A completely unkempt, completely furry, bush of a vagina. So furry, that It could easily be mistaken for a wild beast!

"I was excited, then she dropped em, and I saw that terrifying snatchsquach!"

by CrazzyPayne04 March 28, 2016

snatchsqauch

SnatchSqauch; A uncommonly large predatory female usually accompanied by one or more mid range attractive women which deceptively appear to be more attractive when seen next to the Snatchsqauch, typically they are over grown with Hair and so masculine they are often mistaken for male's. Anyone caught by a snatchsqautch never comes out the same, physical & mental trauma always insues! One can surely identify the the Snatchsqauch by the overwhelming Muskee Oder emulating from the their snatch, from this their name is derived.

Weeping Victim: Fuck You Guys! Thanks for letting that Snatchsqauch get her paws on me last night, I, I, Don't Look at Me Stop! 😭😭😭

by Vendetta Fist July 11, 2017

snatchpatch

1) A landing strip or patch of female pubic hair.

2) A term for a slutty friend

1) Crystal shaved the letter C on her snatchpatch.

2) Hey Snatchpatch! What are you doing tonight?

by LAVixen November 7, 2007

Snatchsmashing

A rough sexual act occurring when a males genitals are smashed into females genitals during sex.

She's walking like she was involved in some serious snatchsmashing

by Asslobber January 11, 2020