snatchvatch

on a long night when there is some mucking of the barn without some brushing of the teeth.

hey dude throw in some gum, you have some serious snatchvatch.

by ...........//..../././....//,, October 31, 2011

Snatchquatch

A beast of myth that is said to prowl the wooded wilderness in the Pacific Northwest United States, said to be an enormous hirsute vagina on legs. Common complaints are bothersome odor and stealing food from campsites. Rarely photographed.

Tom went hiking and encountered a snatchquatch that tried to take his food.

by Speedy Reggie June 15, 2013

Snatchpatch

pubic hair, particularly emphasizing revelation of color.

"Was she a real blonde?"
"No."
"How could you tell?"
"Her snatchpatch told she was a brunette in disguise."

by Zane327 October 14, 2009

snatchpatch

1) A landing strip or patch of female pubic hair.

2) A term for a slutty friend

1) Crystal shaved the letter C on her snatchpatch.

2) Hey Snatchpatch! What are you doing tonight?

by LAVixen November 7, 2007

snatchquatch

Snatch·quatch n. A mythical inhabitant of urban environments. Large and obnoxious, it assumes everyone is its best friend. It quickly pisses off those around it by never shutting up, constantly making waves and shitalking enourmous amounts of gossip.

I find Iris to be a complete snatchquatch. I never get a word in edgewise when talking with her and she wouldn't stop hanging all over every single person at the party we went this weekend.

by Derek Jeter October 17, 2004

SnatchPatch

Is a skank that will snatch your man.

There's that snatchpatch hanging all over Jackie's man.

by C&H2018 March 4, 2019

satchmatchelface

he who has reached such a level of douchebagedness that his face resembles a pair of matched satchels.

that satchmatchelface just ordered a cosmo at a football game.

by wilc0041 August 10, 2008