snatchsquach

A completely unkempt, completely furry, bush of a vagina. So furry, that It could easily be mistaken for a wild beast!

"I was excited, then she dropped em, and I saw that terrifying snatchsquach!"

by CrazzyPayne04 March 28, 2016

Snatchquatch

A beast of myth that is said to prowl the wooded wilderness in the Pacific Northwest United States, said to be an enormous hirsute vagina on legs. Common complaints are bothersome odor and stealing food from campsites. Rarely photographed.

Tom went hiking and encountered a snatchquatch that tried to take his food.

by Speedy Reggie June 15, 2013

snatchquach

A close relative to Bigfoot and the Skunk Ape, the Snatchquach is the hairiest, smelliest variety of of the Sasquach family. Though its existence has never been scientifically proven, eye-witnesses describe the Snatchquach as having pink fleshy skin with large lips covered in coarse, straggly hair and having a distinct, fishy odor.

Cletus and Joe swore they saw a Snatchquach while playing their banjos up in the hills.

by the Absurder September 27, 2009

snatchsquatch

A girl that let's her pubic hair grow with wild abandon.

I was eating out this snatchsquatch the other night and got enough hair to make a wig stuck in between my teeth.

by Die Saturn January 17, 2006

snatchquack

A gynecologist

She came down with the clap, but a snatchquack sorted her out in record time.

by Lior Bar-On August 26, 2003

snatchsquatch

Just like the mythical creature of old, said to roam the deep forested areas of the North American continent, the snatchsquatch is rarely, if ever seen. The snatchsquatch is the title given to a wife's snizpod by the sorry sap that married her.

Single dude: Hey bro, how was your weekend?

Married dude: Not bad. Wasted a lot of it looking for the snatchsquatch. Didn't find shit!

Single dude: Dude, you need to get laid more than those nature nerds do!

by Marty33 January 12, 2013

snatchsqauch

SnatchSqauch; A uncommonly large predatory female usually accompanied by one or more mid range attractive women which deceptively appear to be more attractive when seen next to the Snatchsqauch, typically they are over grown with Hair and so masculine they are often mistaken for male's. Anyone caught by a snatchsqautch never comes out the same, physical & mental trauma always insues! One can surely identify the the Snatchsqauch by the overwhelming Muskee Oder emulating from the their snatch, from this their name is derived.

Weeping Victim: Fuck You Guys! Thanks for letting that Snatchsqauch get her paws on me last night, I, I, Don't Look at Me Stop! 😭😭😭

by Vendetta Fist July 11, 2017