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Snatcheteria 

A location full of hot, horny women ready to give up that poon to every pussy craving male in the house.
Check out this party full of hotties broooohhhh!

Yea braaaaahhh!!! It's a snatcheteria.
Snatcheteria by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

Snatchitory Rape 

Yes, guys usually take advantage of girls, but this is the opposite. Also, relatable to situations when that certain friend doesn't want to admit to the previous night's blunder.
Friend 1: hey suit, you sleep with that girl last night?
Friend 2: not exactly sure.
Friend 1: ah, we got ourselves a snatchitory rape case.

snatchpie 

1) A culinary dish produced by the vagina. Snatchpie can come in a variety of flavors ranging from sweet to strongly acidic.

2) A man that posesses deep misogynistic feelings towards women yet an altruistic outlook on foreplay. A paradox.

3) A way of describing oral sex.
Joe: "Look at all the bitches at this party!"
Gary: "Yeah, I bet we get a couple of slices of snatchpie each!"

Sally: "Did you see that snatchpie guy here? God he's such an asshole...and yet I harbor strong desires for him."

Dick: "So when she came over last night I was feeling a little hungry, so I had some of her snatchpie."
snatchpie by snatchpie December 30, 2005

snatchbait kids

Similar to anarkiddies. At events such as summit protests, the police sometimes drive around 'snatching' those whom they assume are radicals or anarchists. Snatchbait kids are young radicals obsessed with wearing riot-chic clothing, and are particularly well known for wearing black bandannas when they are unnecessary - thus making them particularly susceptible to being snatched.
"I feel kinda sorry for those snatchbait kids - they're gonna get picked up any minute now for walking down the sidewalk."
snatchbait kids by robert_jordan September 27, 2009
Witty
Rude
Mean
Bitchy
To have an attitude towards something,
Dont be snatchity...

"The employee's of starbucks in Pullman Washington are to Snatchity for their own good"
snatchity by Jiovani August 20, 2006

Snatchies! 

A term used to accompany the theft of someone's stuff. Not burglary style, but while they are there and not paying attention. Usually for stealing food.

Also a general term of enjoyment, for getting away with something or getting out of a jam.
Group of friends at lunch:

A: Dude, can I have a french fry?
B: No, fuck off.
5 mins later
A: *Takes fry and eats* "Snatchies!"

or

"Dude, I'm glad that cop was asleep when we blew past him at 90!"
"Yeah especially 'cuz you're not allowed to drive after nine and we're drunk!"
"SNATCHIES!"
Snatchies! by Notorious R.E.D. December 12, 2008