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Snatchitoli 

No one:

Jason: SNATCHITOLI!
me: you took my phone
Snatchitoli by Tommyu338 July 23, 2019
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Snatchoholic 

Someone who is addicted to Pussy to the point of causing interference in any major life function, e.g. health, family, job, spiritual, friends...
My friend used to have high standards in women, but these days he tags anything with a hole and tits. He´s such a snatchoholic....
Snatchoholic by PhatFarmer January 15, 2010

Snatchitory Rape 

Yes, guys usually take advantage of girls, but this is the opposite. Also, relatable to situations when that certain friend doesn't want to admit to the previous night's blunder.
Friend 1: hey suit, you sleep with that girl last night?
Friend 2: not exactly sure.
Friend 1: ah, we got ourselves a snatchitory rape case.

Snatchatosis 

A condition which causes the female's vaginal region to emit a pungent and unpleasant aroma that causes reverse sexual arousal and often nausea.

Found mostly in fatty bo batty's.
Damn son, that bitches snatchatosis was so bad, I vomited out of my nose, and my puke smelled better.
Snatchatosis by Fez Martinez May 23, 2008

snatchilitis 

Inflamation, irritation or infection of the vagina.
I wouldn't hit that, I heard she has snatchilitis.
snatchilitis by Lostinthewoods78 August 9, 2007
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