A cursed snapchat is when you use a try it with a friend snap and the other one joins on an object behind you
Girl 1: Oh my god! Look at this! I did a Snapchat filter and it put it on an object behind me!
Girl 2: OH SHIET. THAT'S A CURSED SNAPCHAT!! You have ghosts!!
A pointless form of communication in which one tries to send messages to people and talk about stuff, but is mainly replied with a stupid selfie. Every morning one has to send a picture to all 4 or 5 of their quote on quote streaks in hopes that they'll reply. Guys never break the streak. It's always the girls that break it. Snapchat sucks ass
Johnny: Hey, how was the test today?
Hot babe: sends picture of "good side" of face with tongue sticking out
Johnny: okay... How was school?
Hot babe: *doesnt reply*
Johnny: *Turns off snapchat* fuck this shit
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!