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The snarlax
A mythical creature slayed in th 1700s by the Cahokia Indians in Missouri. The snarlax was buried face down in a India burial ground in st.louis. A hospital was later erected on the burial ground. It is rumored that on the 200 year anniversary of his death on a full moon he will possess children who are born on the 4th wing of the hospital and pass his magical powers to them attempting to kill all Indians and avenge his death. There had also been reports of strange happenings on full moons in the hospital. Three children where taken into protective custody on the 200 year anniversary in 1987. 1 child nathanial spencer commited suicide at age 3 in Hawthorne research facility for gifted children. The second child magan sprinkles died in a controversial experiment it is unclear what happend exactly. The third child is rumored to have escaped st.reed medical faculty in Canada in 1988 after a gunfight broke out at a routine catscan. His name and wareabouts are unknown. He is rumored to have magical powers.
The snarlax by Snarlax truth June 8, 2013
Related Words
Snarlax • The snarlax • Snorlax • snorlaxing • snorlaxed • Snorlaxin' • snarla • snarlak • Snarlass • Snorlax637
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Snorlax by Osubuckeye February 21, 2009
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Snorlax by I like snorlax February 20, 2018
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Snorlax Roma by amogus sus December 14, 2021
Snorlax texter
The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept
Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)
Snorlax texter by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 1, 2010
snorlax that ho
When you totally bang the shit out of a drunk strumpet and then fall asleep on top of her, possibly suffocating her
snorlax that ho by Peterson's Black Ass January 4, 2008
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