Snarlax

The creature that lives between dan moore's legs. Originaly a mispronunciation of the mythical sand creature on the planet tatooine. Sarlac AFter the mispronounciation, the beast became a combination of the Sarlac and the pokemon Snorelax

MAN! That Snarlax ate my lunch, and my arm!

Snarlax by kyle December 7, 2004

The snarlax 

A mythical creature slayed in th 1700s by the Cahokia Indians in Missouri. The snarlax was buried face down in a India burial ground in st.louis. A hospital was later erected on the burial ground. It is rumored that on the 200 year anniversary of his death on a full moon he will possess children who are born on the 4th wing of the hospital and pass his magical powers to them attempting to kill all Indians and avenge his death. There had also been reports of strange happenings on full moons in the hospital. Three children where taken into protective custody on the 200 year anniversary in 1987. 1 child nathanial spencer commited suicide at age 3 in Hawthorne research facility for gifted children. The second child magan sprinkles died in a controversial experiment it is unclear what happend exactly. The third child is rumored to have escaped st.reed medical faculty in Canada in 1988 after a gunfight broke out at a routine catscan. His name and wareabouts are unknown. He is rumored to have magical powers.

The snarlax is dead

The snarlax by Snarlax truth June 8, 2013

Snorlax

1. A massive pokemon
2. A massive human usaully a hurtful nickname

guy-Conner Klein is a fucking snorlax.
girl-I know he is so massive holy shit!

Snorlax by Osubuckeye February 21, 2009

Snorlax

A huge blue pokemon with a light coloured tummy and face.

Snorlax is a very cute pokemon!!!

Snorlax by I like snorlax February 20, 2018

Snorlax Roma

An expression used to describe awkward situations where you don't know how to react to something.

Serena: "Hey guys whats up im so cute today"
Pit: "Snorlax Roma 😳"

Snorlax Roma by amogus sus December 14, 2021

Snorlax texter 

The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept

Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)

Snorlax texter by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 1, 2010

snorlax that ho 

When you totally bang the shit out of a drunk strumpet and then fall asleep on top of her, possibly suffocating her

Lalor just Snorlax that ho, she never got up.

snorlax that ho by Peterson's Black Ass January 4, 2008