snarktopus

Someone who is being really sassy and/or snarky

Natalie is so sassy today, she's being such a snarktopus

by Double B/DJ Diabeats October 31, 2013

snarktapuss

Snarktapuss: A snotty snarky person acting like a pussy.

Jane is in a bad mood, she's acting like a snarktapuss. We should stone her.

by Snarky lady November 11, 2013

sharktopus

An amalgamation of shark and octopus. Any creature that seems to be comprised solely of teeth and flailing limbs.

My puppy seems to spend half her time on her back with her mouth open and legs kicking at the air. She's such a little sharktopus!

by punkriffic April 28, 2008

snatopus

1) a half snake and octopus makes a snatopus

2) #1 spamming group chat on whatsapp

megan : lets make a mascot
*thinks of some weird shit*
megan: yay we have came out with snatopus

the rest : yay
🐍🐙🐍🐙🐍🐙
snake x octopus

by w.xn_ennn February 12, 2020

sharktopus

A sexual position so convoluted that the couple's extremities are in such dis-aray that nothing comprehensible can be made of the mass of writhing flesh and limbs. But the result viewed by an outsider would cause both shock and pure, awestruck hilarity to any observer. Such as the freak Sharktopus in the sci-fi movie of that name.

Shit bro- your mom threw such a sharktopus fuck session on me last night, I'll be over for tuna casserole tuesday EVERY week!

by Pacidermiz Rex December 29, 2012

snarklepuss

another name for parseltongue

What's that language Harry Potter speaks? Snarklepuss?

by Lizzie T March 5, 2008

Sharktopus

1: Extreme constipation, as might be experienced by something with two mouths and no anus, like the creature in the movie "sharktopus".

Being in a sharktopus state is characterized by the feeling that one has eaten a vast amount of food (like the beach population of Mexico) and is unable to pass it.

"Man, I ate two pizzas the other night, and I got a major state of sharktopus here - it feels like I'm going to explode!"

by Gwiawn October 25, 2011