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snarfuckled

describing an incident of two dogs getting stuck together mid-coitus, such that your dad has to spray them down with the garden hose.
two dogs got snarfuckled on our lawn right before the easter egg hunt. my mom made my dad get out the hose, and blast them apart.
by smoochie mclipenstein August 20, 2007
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snarfunkle

to obscond, borrow, or steal. to be influenced by, or talked into something. (negative)
1. I most likely will not go to the party, unless I get snarfunkled into it.

2.She snarfunkled my favorite jacket without me knowing.
by fairy_queen03 March 26, 2010
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hard as a snarbuckle

Newfoundland slang given to something edible that is really difficult to chew.
Aunt Mary baked some bisquits. I did not have the heart to tell her they were as hard as a snarbuckle.
by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011
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StarFucked!

The act of getting screwed over by a starbucks employee on your way to work or somewhere were starbucks coffee is an absolute necessity. Because we all know that starbucks employees really care about the difference between mocha latte and a regular latte.
Sue: LIke i was on my way to a early bird special sale at kohls and so i figured id get a double mocha latte. and the stupid guy gave me a dark mocha espresso wit whipped cream.

Lil. god what an insensitive jerk.
Sue: yeah he totally StarFucked! me.
by CHOCOLISHISH July 6, 2009
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snarfunkle

When you're at a party, and someone passes out, one person grabs and opens the passed out person's mouth while another ejaculates in and around the mouth.
Dude, we just snarfunkled David with Stuart's AIDS.
by Dr. Bloogenburger June 7, 2011
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snarfbuckler

The weapon used by an animal, usually a cat, pirate.
Avast ye landmeowers! I'll use my Snarfbuckler on you!
by bear sherwood May 7, 2008
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starfucked

1.diss’ed during a celebrity encounter
2. when a commoner has sex with a celebrity
Omg! She partied with the band and got starfucked by .......”!
by stoneham June 4, 2018
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