snarfbuckle 

When you try to buckle your pants but realize the belt is either twisted or completely backwards. Usually occurs when you're running late for something.

Dude, I was so late to class today! I was halfway out the door when I realized I had snarfbuckled my belt.

snarfbuckle by Sarah_rocks_1177 November 6, 2007

Starbuckless

A morning without Starbucks coffee, tea or pastries

Fall Break at a university and the on-campus Starbucks is closed! Staff and faculty leave the Student Union unhappy and empty handed. They, not by choice, are starting their day--Starbuckless!

Starbuckless by university dweller October 20, 2009

snarfunkle 

to obscond, borrow, or steal. to be influenced by, or talked into something. (negative)

1. I most likely will not go to the party, unless I get snarfunkled into it.

2.She snarfunkled my favorite jacket without me knowing.

snarfunkle by fairy_queen03 March 26, 2010

hard as a snarbuckle 

Newfoundland slang given to something edible that is really difficult to chew.

Aunt Mary baked some bisquits. I did not have the heart to tell her they were as hard as a snarbuckle.

hard as a snarbuckle by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011

snarfuckled

describing an incident of two dogs getting stuck together mid-coitus, such that your dad has to spray them down with the garden hose.

two dogs got snarfuckled on our lawn right before the easter egg hunt. my mom made my dad get out the hose, and blast them apart.

snarfuckled by smoochie mclipenstein August 20, 2007

Snarfbungler 

One who smells and or licks someone elses taint or gooch.

Dude, Chandler is such a snarfbungler

Snarfbungler by justin is a snarfbungler, haha August 3, 2008

snarfunkle 

When you're at a party, and someone passes out, one person grabs and opens the passed out person's mouth while another ejaculates in and around the mouth.

Dude, we just snarfunkled David with Stuart's AIDS.

snarfunkle by Dr. Bloogenburger June 7, 2011