snarfbuckler

The weapon used by an animal, usually a cat, pirate.

Avast ye landmeowers! I'll use my Snarfbuckler on you!

by bear sherwood May 7, 2008

hard as a snarbuckle

Newfoundland slang given to something edible that is really difficult to chew.

Aunt Mary baked some bisquits. I did not have the heart to tell her they were as hard as a snarbuckle.

by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011

snarfuckled

describing an incident of two dogs getting stuck together mid-coitus, such that your dad has to spray them down with the garden hose.

two dogs got snarfuckled on our lawn right before the easter egg hunt. my mom made my dad get out the hose, and blast them apart.

by smoochie mclipenstein August 20, 2007

Snarfbungler

One who smells and or licks someone elses taint or gooch.

Dude, Chandler is such a snarfbungler

by justin is a snarfbungler, haha August 3, 2008

snarfbuckle

When you try to buckle your pants but realize the belt is either twisted or completely backwards. Usually occurs when you're running late for something.

Dude, I was so late to class today! I was halfway out the door when I realized I had snarfbuckled my belt.

by Sarah_rocks_1177 November 6, 2007