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N. To kick the crap out of.

Taken from the movie, "A Knight's Tale", where they seem to use that word a lot. Especially Watt. And Chaucer.
"I'll fong you in the arse!"
Fong by FlyFlySoul May 20, 2009
Related Words
fong fonger Fonged Fonging fongle Fongo fongul fong kong fonga Fongaling
Verb. To beat mercilessly.

Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.
I wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out...
Fong by Brandon March 11, 2004
Verb.

To hit in the head any amount of times with a wadded up paper ball covered with duct tape.

Different forms: fong (the act of fonging), fonged (the act of fonging in the past), Fongler (one who fongs), Fongling Ball (the wadded up paper ball covered with duct tape that is used in the act of fonging), fongled (the term used by a person to describe the instance in which he or she was fonged), The Fongled (those who have been fonged.

Origins: Variation of the "Fong" in a Knight's Tale.
I will fong you!

Different forms: I will fong you! I fonged him yesterday! You are such a Fongler! I found the Fongling Ball! I have been fongled! They are of the Fongled.
Fong by Nerd Girl March 18, 2008
someone who is always there for you whenever you need them. Without a fongie-wongie life couldnt be any crazier
a fong wong
fong by Jnow April 20, 2003
{originating from Hong Kong}

(adjective)

1. making reference to wealthy Chinese men that are able to afford a lifestyle that far surpasses any logical sound financial reasoning.

(verb)
2. to consistently select the best, most expensive, most sought-after, most desirable, most difficult to acquire items, without hesitation.
1. How can he afford a million dollar home in the city, drive an M3, raise 2 kids, buy his wife plasma necklaces, and buy vintage guitars without a job? - That's so Fong...

2. I don't know what to do... I really can't afford this... and I could actually get by with something cheaper and of lesser quality. - Dude,... just Fong it.
Fong by JB.in.SD November 17, 2009
1.n The sound made when removing a penis from a bodily orifice.
2.v.The act of creating the sound
Man i sure could go for a fong right now.
I wanna fong that bitch like i fonged dannys mom.
Fong by johnson/jackson August 19, 2008