snarfkin 

the action of rapidly dry heaving. Can, but not necessarily, be the beginning of actual vomiting. Most often seen in dogs, but sometimes in people, especially if they have been drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.

He's just doing a snarfkin, he'll be O.K.

snarfkin by Kickdindabag March 30, 2011

Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.

Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.

Snarkinson's Disease by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009

Snarfingtons

A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.

Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!

Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons

Snarfingtons by shypolarbear March 6, 2013

parallel snarking 

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

parallel snarking by scatterfan September 16, 2009

Snarfing the pooper 

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.

"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."

Snarfing the pooper by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014

snarking 

To answer with a very sarcastic attitude, but one that appears sincere. Sarcasm without the tone.

"I have faked amnesia, so no I can't remember. Are they really?" asked Miley Cyrus. "Yes, clouds are really pink." Said Barack Obama, snarking at Miley.

snarking by Will U.F. Kurse November 11, 2013

Snarking 

A derivation of the word, "snark," or "snide remark." Snarking is the act of making rude or critical remarks or otherwise "pranking" another person, normally anonymously and online.

John: Did you read the comments posted on your blog?

Jane: Yeah, "bigteninch" is this assole from work who is pissed because I wouldn't go out with him. Now he's snarking me.

Snarking by Hampstead May 21, 2010