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snaptexting 

(verb) a term derived from the popular social media app, Snapchat. Snapchat is typically used to send an ugly selfie or a video, add a caption, and send it to a friend (or maybe a few). They receive it, and once it is opened and viewed the snap disappears.

Snaptexting occurs when two people engage in a conversation on Snapchat using the small amount of text caption you are allowed to add to each snap as a means of communicating.

Snaptexting is not only impractical because of the limited character count, but it is also frustrating because if you do not read the caption in time you can never retrieve the message again.
Morgan: *sends Ray a snap of pancakes* "Look at the pancakes I made!"

Ray: *sends Morgan a snap of a sad face* "I'm hungry, I want pancakes!"

Morgan: *sends Ray a snap of a happy face* "Come over, let's cook sometime!"

Ray: *sends Morgan another snap of a sad face* "I can't, I have finals."

Morgan: Goddamit Ray, stop snaptexting me and just send me an actual fucking text message.
snaptexting by snaptexter101 May 20, 2013

Snaptwat 

Snaptwat is when you're in a crowded place and you and some friends huddle together for a selfey for snap chat but instead to use the rear facing camera to get a close up of someone's face.
Chris "want to snaptwat someone?"

Laura "sure"

* Chris places his phone infront of a random persons face whilst himself and Laura crouch down smiling pretending to take a snap of themselves *

Once the picture of the twat infront has been taken, it is always a good idea to let them know they have been snaptwated by either showing them, or calling them a massive bellend.
Snaptwat by Kevlar 666 January 1, 2014

Snaptwat 

The Snapchat user with the insatiable urge to take a picture of their genitals and distribute it generously to a number of unsuspecting victims in their contact list.

Typically, the Snaptwat will set the timer to two seconds, effectively eliminating the possibility of the recipient taking a screenshot and using it for the purposes of blackmail at a later date.
"I just received a Snapchat from my grandad".

"What is it of?".

"It's just another picture of his wrinkly, old bollocks"

"Your grandad is such a Snaptwat!"
Snaptwat by jp91 June 2, 2013

Snaptwat Streaker 

Some idiot with less of a life than SSSniperwolf but is also really egotistical and loves taking pictures of themselves every five minutes
"I don't like Bethany over there, that Snaptwat Streaker!"

Snapskeeter

Country jargon used instead in place of profanity to describe a person or object that’s moves quickly or swiftly.
That snapskeeter is quicker than a pepper jack rabbit!!
Snapskeeter by Brute Boat March 20, 2021

Snaptwat 

When a lady sends a photo of her private parts in an electronic format; the opposite of a dick pic
Bro, look at the photo of this minge a girls sent!

Woah, you get sent a Snaptwat!
Snaptwat by Chudsman October 17, 2022