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Snaptwat 

Snaptwat is when you're in a crowded place and you and some friends huddle together for a selfey for snap chat but instead to use the rear facing camera to get a close up of someone's face.
Chris "want to snaptwat someone?"

Laura "sure"

* Chris places his phone infront of a random persons face whilst himself and Laura crouch down smiling pretending to take a snap of themselves *

Once the picture of the twat infront has been taken, it is always a good idea to let them know they have been snaptwated by either showing them, or calling them a massive bellend.
Snaptwat by Kevlar 666 January 1, 2014
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Snaptwat 

The Snapchat user with the insatiable urge to take a picture of their genitals and distribute it generously to a number of unsuspecting victims in their contact list.

Typically, the Snaptwat will set the timer to two seconds, effectively eliminating the possibility of the recipient taking a screenshot and using it for the purposes of blackmail at a later date.
"I just received a Snapchat from my grandad".

"What is it of?".

"It's just another picture of his wrinkly, old bollocks"

"Your grandad is such a Snaptwat!"
Snaptwat by jp91 June 2, 2013
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Snaptwat 

When a lady sends a photo of her private parts in an electronic format; the opposite of a dick pic
Bro, look at the photo of this minge a girls sent!

Woah, you get sent a Snaptwat!
Snaptwat by Chudsman October 17, 2022

Snaptwat Streaker 

Some idiot with less of a life than SSSniperwolf but is also really egotistical and loves taking pictures of themselves every five minutes
"I don't like Bethany over there, that Snaptwat Streaker!"

Snap Twat 

A fuckwit who sends a stupid picture of themselves naked or in a compromising position to someone on Snapchat. The person who received the picture, makes a copy and posts it on YouTube where it goes viral. For the idiot who sent the picture in the first place there are two possible options suicide or emigration to somewhere where there is no internet connection.
“Malcolm sent a picture of his dick to Mary, her bloke saw it, copied it and posted it on YouTube, over 4 million hits so far.”
“I always new Malcolm was a twat, but now he’s a snap twat as well.”
Snap Twat by AKACroatalin December 3, 2015

Snap Twat 

An attention-seeking abuser of Snap Chat who sends irritating and pointless snaps usually with the full 10 second timer using SnapChat.
Ray's fifteenth snap chat of the day showing everyone's disgust to his latest air biscuit was not welcome... What a s SNAP TWAT!!
Snap Twat by razenby October 11, 2013
An action when individual is masturbating not realising they’re masturbating
Man, I’ve watched that “Atlantis: The Lost Empire” movie and ngl Kida made me snaptatya
snaptatya by cnlts August 13, 2022
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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A)
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