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shasturbate 

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.
shasturbate by vink pink February 10, 2005

Sadturbate

My girlfriend broke up with me today. I sadturbated three times.
Sadturbate by Tubbyfatty October 19, 2014

Napturbate 

When a person masterbates before going to bed to help them fall asleep.
Jimmy was having trouble falling asleep, so he napturbated (masterbated) to help him fall asleep.
Napturbate by boozecean May 18, 2009

snapsturbated 

Masturbating to pictures sent via snapchat & trying to complete the task at hand within the time frame set by the person who sent the snap
Lisa sent me a nudie pic thru Snapchat & I snapsturbated to orgasm in 10 seconds
snapsturbated by crad71 November 11, 2013

Skypturbate

Often used by long distance couples or webcam porn stars, this is when two people watch each other masturbating on Skype to engage in sexual activity without actually being together.
1)
Salem: I'm really horny but too far away to fuck, wanna skypturbate?
Matt: Yeah sure.
2)
Bennett: I finally convinced my gf to upgrade from sexting and skypturbate me while we're apart for the summer.
Skypturbate by selaharan July 9, 2012

shaturbate 

To shit and masturbate at the same time
I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny
shaturbate by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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