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Sadurbate 

The act of masturbating because you're sad and have nothing else to do.
Don't go into my room, Summer just broke up with me and I'm going to go sadurbate.
Sadurbate by Definitely_Not_DJ April 14, 2014

snapsturbated 

Masturbating to pictures sent via snapchat & trying to complete the task at hand within the time frame set by the person who sent the snap
Lisa sent me a nudie pic thru Snapchat & I snapsturbated to orgasm in 10 seconds
snapsturbated by crad71 November 11, 2013

shaturbate 

To shit and masturbate at the same time
I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny
shaturbate by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014

snapsturbate 

Rick: "Yo Chester, did you see her boobs on her snap story?"
Chester: "Yes Rick, I'm all lubed up and ready to snapsturbate to them!"

Snasturbate

Jerking off and sharting yourself at the same time at high velocities
Bro last night was so crazy, me and a girl snasturbated together
Snasturbate by BananaBoi1 September 22, 2017
Person 1: Man, I spent all day masturbating Saturday.

Person 2: A typical Saturbate for me too.
Saturbate by LonleyNofriends21 April 27, 2019
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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