snapapple

A person who acts like a crack head (snap) but is not physically addicted to crack

Aaron: MMM a skittle (picks it up off ground and eats it)
Bob: Eww you snapapple that gross!

snapapple by bluepep12 November 17, 2007

snapple noises 

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

snapple noises by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009

snarpples 

getting hard nipples when you sneeze, which results in a slight orgasm whenever you sneeze.

Allison: "I love sneezing in public since I get snarpples nobody knows I'm having a slight orgasm."
Mallory: "Whoa. You're lucky, I'm jealous."

snarpples by PrincessCutieFACE! December 9, 2009

Snapple Fact #69 

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

Snapple Fact #69 by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010

Snapple Cap Speech 

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

Snapple Cap Speech by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009

Ghetto Snapple 

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.

Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”

Ghetto Snapple by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

snapple cap 

The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.

"That's a lie!"
"No, it isn't, I saw it once on a Snapple cap."
"Oh, ok."

snapple cap by DumDumDumHour December 28, 2007