scrapapple 

Verb: to perform an indeterminate sex act of a very dirty nature (indeterminate because no one can fathom the sexy depths of its dirtiness), named so because "scrapapple" just sounds dirty, doesn't it? Scrapapple parties may involve numerous individuals, who (it is believed, since scrapapple parties are very secret) take turns scrapappling. It is a mix of the words scrabble and apple, for mysterious reasons.

"Girl, you're so fine, I want to scrapapple you!"
"Dear Joe, You're invited to our scrapapple party, as long as you sign this confidentiality agreement."

scrapapple by Allisemily the Great December 12, 2008

Scrapple Flaps 

Used as a pejorative term for labia. More specifically, it's best used when describing sloppy, hangy labia. Also, can be used to describe any type of hanging portion of genitalia or even anal labia. Named after the Pennsylvania "meat" product known to be a mixture of byproducts.

Nate: Hey man, that chick is hot.

Boopy: Yea she is, but I boned her once and she had some gnarly Scrapple Flaps. You'll wanna make the light off.

Scrapple Flaps by theDago October 20, 2011

scrapple 

Scrapple is a savory mush in which cornmeal and flour, often buckwheat flour, are simmered with pork scraps and trimmings, then formed into a loaf. Small scraps of meat left over from butchering, too small to be used or sold elsewhere, were made into scrapple to avoid waste, a Pennsylvania Dutch tradition.

Scrapple is typically made of hog offal, such as the head, eyes, heart, liver, bladder, and other scraps, which are boiled with any bones attached (often the entire head), to make a broth. Once cooked, bones and fat are discarded, the meat is reserved, and (dry) cornmeal is boiled in the broth to make a mush. The meat, finely minced, is returned, and seasonings, typically sage, thyme, savory, and others, are added. The mush is cast into loaves, and allowed to cool thoroughly until gelled. The proportions and seasoning are very much a matter of the region and the cook's taste.

Commercial scrapple often contains these traditional ingredients, with a distinctive flavor to each brand, though homemade recipes often specify more genteel cuts of pork, with a consequently blander taste. A few manufacturers have introduced beef and turkey varieties.

Scrapple is typically cut into thin (quarter-inch-thick) slices, pan-fried in butter or oil until the outsides form a crust, and served at breakfast, as an accompaniment to eggs. It is eaten plain or with ketchup, maple syrup, dark corn syrup, or apple butter.

In some regions, however, such as New England, it is prepared by mixing the scrapple with scrambled eggs and served with toast.

mmmmm. I sure do love the scrapple they serve up, with 'em eggs at the Hookstown fair.
Dude, you're gross.

scrapple by TheConcierge September 30, 2006

scrapple 

Everything but the oink!
Scrapple Ingredient list:
Snouts, Tails, Hooves, Hearts, Lips, Ears, Assholes, Eyeballs, Livers, Spleans, Tongues, and its primary ingredient CORN MEAL.

Hey Hon, Butchy Jr. wunts s'more SCRAPPLE wif his eggs. We gotta fill'em up b'fore da Raybm's game. Kick aufs in a aff our.

scrapple by Telephone Repairman November 30, 2007

shapapple

The act of slapping someone and or violently beating in the face with a chubby penis on or around the facial area, leaving a red mark.

"I can beat someone down with my shapapple."
"my shapapple is legendary I can break spines."

shapapple by jean-pierre fortin January 19, 2008

scrapple 

GRINDED PIG!
May be in a can.

Grind up a pig, put it in a can,
Scrapple!
Grind up a pig, put it in a can,
Scrapple!
Yes I am a Scapple man,
I think I'll have another can.
Grind up a pig, put it in a can,
Scrapple!

scrapple by Dracus October 17, 2004

scrappleface 

It's the facial expression you must maintain when your know what your saying is absolute bull shit, but your trying to convince your listener it's the absolute truth.
Very similar to a poker face, but with verbal exchange or debate.

He had to maintain his scrappleface when he tried to convince his girl friend that the panties she found in his back seat were his sisters.

scrappleface by Scott O August 4, 2006