Snaily 

the god of all snails. Only Hailey can be Snaily. Professionally known as "ThE mEgA sUpEr UlTiMaTe SnAiLy"

1) did you see Snaily over there? IM SHOOK
2) Wow look at Snaily! I wish I was her!
3) did you see ThE mEgA sUpEr UlTiMaTe SnAiLy on TV the other day? IM SHOOK

Snaily by hSHOOKcc November 28, 2016

Snaily 

(adj) something that’s a lil sketchy

Abby: Carolyn should i run this red light!
Carolyn: HELL YEAH but that’s a lil snaily!

Snaily by bops of words June 4, 2018

Snaily 

ADJ- When a woman's panties have a whitish trail of residue that resembles a snail's trail of goo.

I went down on Cindy last night, but when I pulled off her panties they were all snaily, so I got her to blow me instead.

Snaily by Ageechageechagoo November 7, 2011

Snaily Mail

Adjective that describes how it takes forever to send or receive email compared to instant messaging.

Hey, send that to me through Skype and not snaily mail.

Snaily Mail by Waterworks Marketing September 12, 2009

snail and three pebbles 

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.

"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"

snail and three pebbles by RabidMoose December 24, 2008

Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

Snail by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

Progressive Snail 

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail

Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

Progressive Snail by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019