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the god of all snails. Only Hailey can be Snaily. Professionally known as "ThE mEgA sUpEr UlTiMaTe SnAiLy"
1) did you see Snaily over there? IM SHOOK
2) Wow look at Snaily! I wish I was her!
3) did you see ThE mEgA sUpEr UlTiMaTe SnAiLy on TV the other day? IM SHOOK
Snaily by hSHOOKcc November 28, 2016
Words you can keep
(adj) something that’s a lil sketchy
Abby: Carolyn should i run this red light!
Carolyn: HELL YEAH but that’s a lil snaily!
Snaily by bops of words June 4, 2018
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ADJ- When a woman's panties have a whitish trail of residue that resembles a snail's trail of goo.
I went down on Cindy last night, but when I pulled off her panties they were all snaily, so I got her to blow me instead.
Snaily by Ageechageechagoo November 7, 2011

Snaily Mail

Adjective that describes how it takes forever to send or receive email compared to instant messaging.
Hey, send that to me through Skype and not snaily mail.
Snaily Mail by Waterworks Marketing September 12, 2009

snail and three pebbles 

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.
"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"
snail and three pebbles by RabidMoose December 24, 2008
Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us
Snail by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

Progressive Snail 

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail
Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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