snaii

A South African slang word for someone who does stupid things.

Saul is such a snaii.

by Slace Army December 28, 2020

snail and three pebbles

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.

"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"

by RabidMoose December 24, 2008

Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

Progressive Snail

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail

Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019

evil snail

The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.

Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.

by Doukie December 18, 2009

saiibo

precious precious beautiful amazing ship between Saihara and Kiibo.

One of those very wholesome, adorable, cute & amazing ships with the two best beans who i love and must protect.

Person one: Did you know that saiibo is a generally wholesome ship?
Person two: Hmm.. Maybe i should start shipping Saiibo.

by ouma and his definitions April 30, 2019

snail shell

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.

I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.

by the_jerk September 12, 2014