snacktastrophy 

(n.) an event that occurs when something goes wrong while snacking.

I used too much force to open the bag of chips, and they exploded in a snacktastrophy all over the room.

snacktastrophy by Kathleen Lowe January 19, 2008

snacktastrophe 

noun - any misfortune or mishap involving your your snack

Dude, you just spilled your beer in the chip dip!

Relax, it's not a total snacktastrophe unless we are out of beer too.

snacktastrophe by K-Squared July 12, 2010

slacktastrophe 

The resulting mess from when members of a work group choose to stop picking up the slack from a coworker who is a slacking slacker. Instead, they sit back and watch the coworker's world crumble and burn.

(Slacking coworker) called in sick three days in a row. She doesn't realize her shit's due today. I'm going to the staff meeting just to watch the slacktastrophe!

slacktastrophe by ten nine? August 30, 2012

Snackastrophe

when you have eaten double what you intended.

You have gone to the shop for 1 pack of kettle crisps and they are on bogof and both bags have been devoured. Snackastrophe!
(originator) J,Allen

I have just had a snackastrophe.
What a snackastrophe.

Snackastrophe by getshirty December 11, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004