smyster

To smile to yourself while you daydream.

Look at our friend sitting in the couch, he a smyster all day.

by Mirror7094 December 29, 2024

Shyster Meister

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.

Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!

by freedom boy June 16, 2009

Shyster

Shyster is a lawyer who practices law in an unethical manner.

After liquidating his assets to a gardener, Shasko Dubich knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him.

by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022

Shyster

A shyster is a lawyer who practices law unethically and takes bribes from rich tycoon ballas.

After liquidating his assets to his gardener, Shasko Dubich, Andre knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him now.

by Shasko Dubich February 3, 2022

shyster

Shyster is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally “one who defecates,” from the verb scheissen, “to defecate,” with the English suffix -ster, “one who does,” substituted for the German suffix -er, meaning the same thing.

Generally used to describe someone who is untrustworthy, money grabbing and full of crap, particularly in the field of legal work for some reason.

My lawyers are a bunch of shysters

by Martin Duxon September 4, 2003

Shyster in Chief

A well-deserved nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Like all successful used car salesmen trying to make a quick buck, the Shyster in Chief artfully distorts the value of whatever he’s saying and has you believing, for just that crazy moment, that he knows all there is to know that matters about a given subject!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

shystery

When a mysterious source causes a smell of shit to the 12th power.

I spent most of the bus ride back to MSB smelling sleeping passengers in attempt to solve the shystery.

by Wise1KnowsAll March 21, 2017