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Sad story these smutbags are. A smutbag is a girl who didn't get the guys in high school because she was a dog then too, so this had a psychological affect on her later down the road. Starting in her 20's, despite still being somewhat hard to look at, she has done everything in her power to make herself appear sexy in her adult life. Provocative clothing, bras to make the boobs more pronounced than the stomach, teasing/ flirty talk with perfect strangers... you know the deal. To the smutbag's credit, she actually can bag a guy here and there; usually he's desperate or he wants a funny story to tell. Hell she might even get engaged. Deep down somewhere in her heart though, she knows she's a worthless piece of trash. She knows that no one likes her for who she is and only because she's the only woman on the block who will offer a married guy a blowjob during his kid's birthday party.
"You heard John's mom gave Rich's dad a blowjob at her own daughter's Sweet 16 party?
"Jesus. What a f****n' smutbag"
smutbag by Unicorn377 September 22, 2016
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slutbag whore 

Dirty girl that sleeps with everyone...everyone.
slutbag whore by armanijeffdavis October 2, 2015
an affectionate term for a slutty friend
Lauren, sweetheart, you're such a slutbag, but I love you.
slutbag by Kent October 8, 2003
a really really dirty slut!
"britney spears is such a slutbag."
slutbag by a February 18, 2007

slutbagging

to chat to one's friends in the lowculture chatroom, usually during top notch tv shows like The Apprentice, I'd Do Anything and My Fake Baby.
Hey Rory! You slutbagging tonight, ya fenian bastard?

I'm slutbagging if anyone wants to join me?
slutbagging by Pauliepoos May 19, 2008
A bag of slut
-or-
A bag, possibly a burlap sack, filled with sluts
nan is such a slutbag
did u c nan\'s slutbag?
slutbag by pseudopods April 26, 2005

Slutbags McGee

Someone who is known to be a slut and often engage is sexual acts.
"I heard your girlfriend cheated on you, man"
"Yeah, she's a total Slutbags Mcgee"
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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