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Sad story these smutbags are. A smutbag is a girl who didn't get the guys in high school because she was a dog then too, so this had a psychological affect on her later down the road. Starting in her 20's, despite still being somewhat hard to look at, she has done everything in her power to make herself appear sexy in her adult life. Provocative clothing, bras to make the boobs more pronounced than the stomach, teasing/ flirty talk with perfect strangers... you know the deal. To the smutbag's credit, she actually can bag a guy here and there; usually he's desperate or he wants a funny story to tell. Hell she might even get engaged. Deep down somewhere in her heart though, she knows she's a worthless piece of trash. She knows that no one likes her for who she is and only because she's the only woman on the block who will offer a married guy a blowjob during his kid's birthday party.
"You heard John's mom gave Rich's dad a blowjob at her own daughter's Sweet 16 party?
"Jesus. What a f****n' smutbag"
smutbag by Unicorn377 September 22, 2016
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slutbag whore 

Dirty girl that sleeps with everyone...everyone.
slutbag whore by armanijeffdavis October 2, 2015
an affectionate term for a slutty friend
Lauren, sweetheart, you're such a slutbag, but I love you.
slutbag by Kent October 8, 2003
"britney spears is such a slutbag."
slutbag by a February 18, 2007

slutbagging

to chat to one's friends in the lowculture chatroom, usually during top notch tv shows like The Apprentice, I'd Do Anything and My Fake Baby.
Hey Rory! You slutbagging tonight, ya fenian bastard?

I'm slutbagging if anyone wants to join me?
slutbagging by Pauliepoos May 19, 2008
A bag of slut
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A bag, possibly a burlap sack, filled with sluts
nan is such a slutbag
did u c nan\'s slutbag?
slutbag by pseudopods April 26, 2005

Slutbags McGee

Someone who is known to be a slut and often engage is sexual acts.
"I heard your girlfriend cheated on you, man"
"Yeah, she's a total Slutbags Mcgee"