2 definitions by Unicorn377
Sad story these smutbags are. A smutbag is a girl who didn't get the guys in high school because she was a dog then too, so this had a psychological affect on her later down the road. Starting in her 20's, despite still being somewhat hard to look at, she has done everything in her power to make herself appear sexy in her adult life. Provocative clothing, bras to make the boobs more pronounced than the stomach, teasing/ flirty talk with perfect strangers... you know the deal. To the smutbag's credit, she actually can bag a guy here and there; usually he's desperate or he wants a funny story to tell. Hell she might even get engaged. Deep down somewhere in her heart though, she knows she's a worthless piece of trash. She knows that no one likes her for who she is and only because she's the only woman on the block who will offer a married guy a blowjob during his kid's birthday party.
"You heard John's mom gave Rich's dad a blowjob at her own daughter's Sweet 16 party?
"Jesus. What a f****n' smutbag"
"Jesus. What a f****n' smutbag"
by Unicorn377 February 9, 2016
An acquired disease that results in perpetual immaturity and disrespect towards most women. Common signs and symptoms may include but are not limited to: no communication skills, emotional infancy, binge drinking most weekends, cheap/ keeps tabs on who pays for what, constant wandering eye, will sleep with whatever, and refusal to grow up and act like the adult that they should be. A grown boy with fuckboy syndrome will occasionally date a woman, let her trust him, let her believe he's different, all the while knowing he's incapable and unwilling to do what it takes to be a man, and break her heart. She's heartbroken and he moves on to his next challenge(s).
I heard Jill's boyfriend is seen on every dating site there is?!?
Yeah, they broke up two days ago. He's got fuckboy syndrome so bad... he's working on banging three trolls this weekend. Bet he's telling them they're so hardworking and strong... I give each of them a few weeks max.
Yeah, they broke up two days ago. He's got fuckboy syndrome so bad... he's working on banging three trolls this weekend. Bet he's telling them they're so hardworking and strong... I give each of them a few weeks max.
by Unicorn377 February 9, 2016