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real

Often used by someone to describe themselves as "genuine" or "authentic". It is perhaps the most overused and generic word in current use, rendering it almost meaningless. Browse any personals advertisements and every other person who lacks a sufficiently descriptive vocabulary will describe themselves as "real".

I am for real.

by A May 19, 2004

nipular

Of or having to do with the nipple, or aureole.

This picture needs more nipular representation.

by A February 18, 2007

kick in the nuts

What women do when you piss them off

When a woman kicks you in the balls

by A February 18, 2007

sexiled

you get sexiled when your roommate asks or forces you to leave your room, because s/he wants some intimacy with his/her S.O.

I got sexiled last night and slept in the nerd box.

by a February 18, 2007

Mormonism

A made up term promoted by people who dislike the "mormon church." In actuallity there is no "mormon church," "mormon" was the nickname given to followers of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints by their persecuters in the 1800's. Much of the mormon history is shrouded in lies and cover-ups such as when, America, "Land of the free," passed a law stating that it was legal to kill members of this church on sight.

Many ignorant people have devoted their lives to spreading lies about "Mormonism" which any educated ten year old could counter with basic knowledge of this church. I for one am not actually mormon, but do know their teachings and can testify that "anti-mormonism" is slightly retarded in a derogitory sense and extremely petty. Do not believe anything bad you hear about mormons unless it is out of the mouth of somebody currently in the church and YOU think it is bad.

The way I see it, if there IS a right religion, it's either mormonism or the jews because they're the only two that Satan seems to be working against.

by a February 18, 2007

squishy scale

measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor

normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.

that scores a solid 7 on the squishy scale.

by a February 18, 2007

illis patillis

Better than ill.
Super-cool.

"That prank was illis patillis!"

by A February 18, 2007