smurf butt

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

by havalaf October 9, 2009

butt smurf

little gay man who takes it in the rear from a bigger man.

The butt smurf wimpered softly as Thor rammed his rock hard penis into his anus.

by chadly buxtonia April 30, 2004

Smurf butter

A smurf melted on bread

I ate smurf butter

by Wyatts mom February 28, 2020

smurfy butt syndrome

type A. When you take a shit in a porta potty and you splash some blue water on your butt hole.

Type B. When you eat too many homeless peoples asses and their gangrene morphs into gang blue and your butt falls off and the Polynesian people roast your blue butt at a luau

the buss driver had a terrible case of smurfy butt syndrome

by Kryan October 30, 2022

Butt surf

1.To be ignored by someone thought to be a friend when in a group situation. The body language mimics that of a surfer turning on a wave. When approached to offer a greeting, they pause their conversation and turn only to turn back toward the group to continue. The individual has literally turned away from you and offered their butt. 2. To be snubbed by someone 3. To be stood up by a friend 4. Not returning someones call intentionally

I was at the party and I saw Jim talking to his work freinds. I tried to join the conversation and he totally butt surfed me. He acted like he didn't even know me.

by Simon sayz November 25, 2013

butt-surf

Sliding and rubbing your penis on the crack of a very nice ass, but without actually penetrating it. Usually it preceeds anal sex.

"man, I´d love to butt-surf her ass"

by hyeronimous December 25, 2008