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The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.
Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.
by Original King Kobra January 10, 2006
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Someone who owns a Smurf Dick - a cock which has been man-handled and eventually turned an unworldly shade of blue.
I.e Rhys Farley (a proud Smurf Dick owner)
by EdeenSaawr October 14, 2011
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When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!
by Detective O'Gurkis May 13, 2006
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When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!
by Detective O'Gurkis May 13, 2006
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When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.
I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !
by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018
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when she so tight it squeezes the blood from your cock causing it to go blue in color
That pedo had smurf dick from that kid
by Big Black Rape Crime June 25, 2017
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