smumf

when you can see the outline or characteristics of a penis through sweatpants, spandex, short shorts or other pants of the like; head and shaft must be distinct for a full smumf to be in effect.

"Did you see that kids smumf in math class? It was raging."

by smumf detective October 30, 2007

Smurfburn

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

Slumflower

A person of inspiration who is proud of their long saggy tits. These are indeed something to be celebrated and revered. Boob jobs are bad

I really love that slumflower

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Smumpy

Smumpy is a word only used for cool people, it means that a NOUN is bumpy and smooth in the same word. It can also be used as a thought or feeling that means alright and ok. DISCLAIMER Furrys CANNOT use this word!

Ex one: That car ride was smumpy.
Ex two: (noun) looks smumpy.

AGAIN NO FURRYS CAN USE THIS WORD

by TikTok @brycefurey February 25, 2020

Cokie Smurf

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009

Skumfuk

A person worth absolutely nothing, serves no purpose to society, and is rejected by most people.
See Sum 41 "Skumfuk"

"Dude, look at that Skumfuk over there."

by Solowingpixy22 September 9, 2011