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Like a cookie but very much danker
Guy 1.=bro my gf gAve me a cokiE! !
Guy 2.=woah bro epic!!
CokiE by Ping me for CoKie March 28, 2020
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She is smart but really stupid and gets a good 5 hours of sleep. Most of the time Cokie is awful at time management. When goes to school, she never works. Cokie is addicted to Tiktok and food... her past time is used with eating. Her friends are minimal because of her Netflix addiction. According to Wikipedia, Cokie comes from an unknown origin in the Middle East. She could be great at things but is too lazy. Cokie is actually dead inside but hides it by laughing at things that aren't funny. Often times, she is found at Target with a Claire in the food section.
Claire: Oh my god Cokie showed up to school today?
Ava: No way Jose.
Cokie: Yes way jose.
Cokie by alice in wunderland January 7, 2020
A cookie and coke in one biscuit
I like cokies they are so flipping good
Cokie by Coin Master 08 April 11, 2019
Like a weed cookie but with cocaine.
- Hey think I am gonna eat some cokies
- Oh really save some for me!
cokie by Ohms law June 19, 2018

Cokie Smurf 

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities
Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

Cokie Monster 

Person who snorts all availble blow in one night.
Yesterday I asked Perry Henke where my blow was. He said "I snorted it all". I said "Perry, you fucking cokie monster.
Cokie Monster by Roxy April 26, 2003

Cokie the Clown 

A clown that shoots coke up your nose using a fake flour on his jacket
Cokie the Clown by VEN0M182 March 11, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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