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Smutshot 

Various smut stories in which characters get very sexual.
Guy 1: “Dude! I was just reading these smutshots on Wattpad and it went from fucking in the casino to fucking in the bathroom!
Guy 2: “That’s how smutshots work
Smutshot by C4ndyyh3artts April 24, 2023
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smugshot 

A police or other law enforcement mugshot taken of an alleged criminal who poses with a pouting or smug expression, sometimes with a mischievous smirk not caused by being drunk or otherwise intoxicated and which indicates that the defendant believes he or she will beat the charge or charges against him or her quite easily when, in reality, said defendant has absolutely no chance of beating the rap because of the overwhelming evidence that exists against him, oftentimes including his own video recorded evidence of him stupidly committing the crime in the moronic desire to post his crime on YouTube.
Cop #1: Did you see Rick Perry's smugshot?
Cop #2: Yeah. Sad thing is, he'll probably totally get away with it. He's such a rich cunt with no conception of reality.
Cop #1: Well, at least he executes innocent people for the state of Texas and doesn't apologize for it.
Cop #2: Yeah, he's a total fuckin' monster. Lindsay Lohan photo op Paris Hiltonograph
smugshot by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 4, 2014

smugshot 

When a perp smiles for his arrest mug shot instead of looking guilty.
Tom Delay's smugshot was unbelievable.
smugshot by Qutzupalotl December 9, 2012

Smugshot 

A mug shot of someone so self righteous, superior, and self satisfied that their smug demeanor is clearly shown!
Have your seen Rick Perry's smugshot?!
Smugshot by defthand August 22, 2014

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026