smugmu

to make or produce vaginal cheese or sweat.

i was getting pounded by that guy last night like a mallard duck he made me make smugmu all over

by alejandro gonads March 25, 2008

smugmercial

A commercial while instead of promoting a specific manufacturer's product talks down to the consumer in an attempt to show their product in a more positive light.

These "corn sugar" ads are just smugmercials.

by angrily shaking our fists June 1, 2011

Smugunt

A smug cunt!

Mr Dolan's smarmy photograph suggests he is a smugunt.

by John Loasby October 29, 2008

smegmurt

The custard like combination of smegma, semen, and processed dairy. An aromatic surprise for the unsuspecting fellatrix.

"Oh, darling, whatever is this flavorful dairy snack within the cap of your unshorn meat whistle?"

"That, love, is smegmurt, the lovingly crafted fruit of my Gentile cock and a big bowl of cereal!"

"I Can't Believe it's not Dick Butter!"

by Prattinator October 2, 2009

smugmercial

A commercial that doesn't advertise anything specific but insults your intelligence. Usually has an actor or spokesperson talking up a product or industry that has earned a bad name.

Those "corn sugar" ads are such smugmercials.

by joeyjojoshabadoosr June 4, 2011

Smugmobile

A car that is bought just to prove that they are keeping up with the status quo. i.e. Toyota Prius

(Jeremy Clarkson) There are so many damn smugmobiles in London, look there are too in one parking spot.

by liebz January 13, 2009

Smegmus

One of the first and original masters of shacking. In shackthology, Smegmus was the first warlock who saved all peons in the great war of the Fraimsters. (More lore to be developed in the future)

1. I, Shackthar, son of Smegmus, will smite thee into oblivion!
2. Smegmus is my nigga for life!
3. SMEGMUS! USE YOUR SHACKTOR-BEAM TO SAVE US ALL!

by leechu December 8, 2019