Smegmus

One of the first and original masters of shacking. In shackthology, Smegmus was the first warlock who saved all peons in the great war of the Fraimsters. (More lore to be developed in the future)

1. I, Shackthar, son of Smegmus, will smite thee into oblivion!
2. Smegmus is my nigga for life!
3. SMEGMUS! USE YOUR SHACKTOR-BEAM TO SAVE US ALL!

Smegmus by leechu December 8, 2019

smegmosis 

Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.

Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.

Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.

Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?

smegmosis by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008

smegmasaurus 

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus

That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!

smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007

smegmurt 

The custard like combination of smegma, semen, and processed dairy. An aromatic surprise for the unsuspecting fellatrix.

"Oh, darling, whatever is this flavorful dairy snack within the cap of your unshorn meat whistle?"

"That, love, is smegmurt, the lovingly crafted fruit of my Gentile cock and a big bowl of cereal!"

"I Can't Believe it's not Dick Butter!"

smegmurt by Prattinator October 2, 2009

smegdust

n. dried smegma that has been crushed into dust like particles for miscellaneous use.

Tim once snorted a line of smegdust.

smegdust by ihateelvis February 12, 2010

smegmasbord 

That rare situation when a woman finds herself in the middle of a circle jerk where every man is uncircumcised and reeks of dick cheese.

Cameraman: Hey what the hell is that smell?

Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!

smegmasbord by The Bone Rollercoaster October 2, 2016

Smegmaster 

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”

Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!

Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020