Smegmus
One of the first and original masters of shacking. In shackthology, Smegmus was the first warlock who saved all peons in the great war of the Fraimsters. (More lore to be developed in the future)
smegmosis
Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.
Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
smegmosis by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008
Related Words
Smegmus • smegmasaurus • smegmasexual • smegmaster • Smegmuffin • smegdust • smegmasbord • Smegmash • Smegmask • smegmass
smegmasaurus
smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007
smegmurt
The custard like combination of smegma, semen, and processed dairy. An aromatic surprise for the unsuspecting fellatrix.
"Oh, darling, whatever is this flavorful dairy snack within the cap of your unshorn meat whistle?"
"That, love, is smegmurt, the lovingly crafted fruit of my Gentile cock and a big bowl of cereal!"
"I Can't Believe it's not Dick Butter!"
"That, love, is smegmurt, the lovingly crafted fruit of my Gentile cock and a big bowl of cereal!"
"I Can't Believe it's not Dick Butter!"
smegmurt by Prattinator October 2, 2009
smegdust
smegdust by ihateelvis February 12, 2010
smegmasbord
That rare situation when a woman finds herself in the middle of a circle jerk where every man is uncircumcised and reeks of dick cheese.
Cameraman: Hey what the hell is that smell?
Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!
Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!
smegmasbord by The Bone Rollercoaster October 2, 2016
Smegmaster
Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”
Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
Throat Sweats
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026