Smegmus
One of the first and original masters of shacking. In shackthology, Smegmus was the first warlock who saved all peons in the great war of the Fraimsters. (More lore to be developed in the future)
smegmosis
Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.
Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
smegmosis by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008
Related Words
Smegmus • smegmasaurus • smegmasexual • smegmaster • Smegmuffin • smegdust • smegmasbord • Smegmash • Smegmask • smegmass
smegmasaurus
smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007
smegmurt
The custard like combination of smegma, semen, and processed dairy. An aromatic surprise for the unsuspecting fellatrix.
"Oh, darling, whatever is this flavorful dairy snack within the cap of your unshorn meat whistle?"
"That, love, is smegmurt, the lovingly crafted fruit of my Gentile cock and a big bowl of cereal!"
"I Can't Believe it's not Dick Butter!"
"That, love, is smegmurt, the lovingly crafted fruit of my Gentile cock and a big bowl of cereal!"
"I Can't Believe it's not Dick Butter!"
smegmurt by Prattinator October 2, 2009
smegdust
smegdust by ihateelvis February 12, 2010
smegmasbord
That rare situation when a woman finds herself in the middle of a circle jerk where every man is uncircumcised and reeks of dick cheese.
Cameraman: Hey what the hell is that smell?
Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!
Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!
smegmasbord by The Bone Rollercoaster October 2, 2016
Smegmaster
Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”
Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026