Smugma 

1) A cocky bacteria.

2) A form of describing an arrogant person by equating them with the cheese-like bacteria that accumulates beneath the foreskin of an unclean/unhygienic person.

Person A: What is up with that guy? He won't even stop talking on his bluetooth headset while the server takes his order!

Person B: Smugma.

Smugma by mercury895 November 18, 2010

Smugma 

Something reeeeaaally disgusting.

Eew, look at the smugma in that trash can!

Smugma by Aaron W. December 6, 2002

Smugma 

A mug filled with smegma to the brim.

The smugma smelled absolutely foul.

Smugma by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025

Sugma 

An extremely rare antibiotic-resistant strain of Ligma virus. Although non-lethal, Sugma is highly contagious due to its obscurity; the most successful defense against the virus to date is simply an awareness of its existence. Like all viruses in the Bofa family, Sugma is transmissible through both verbal and virtual communication.

Sugma carrier: I have Sugma.
Healthy individual aware of Sugma: I'm sorry for your loss.
Healthy individual, unaware of Sugma: What's Sugma?
Sugma carrier: Sugma balls bitch

Sugma by Than Oscar September 30, 2018

smuggard 

A person displaying an attitude marked by excessive complacency or self-satisfaction. Someone just a little too pleased with him or herself.

Ever since Glenn got the raise and the hot wife he has become an insufferable smuggard.

smuggard by Smuggard April 7, 2010

Slugma 

"Slugma (Japanese: マグマッグ Magmag) is a Fire-type Pokémon introduced in Generation II.

It evolves into Magcargo starting at level 38." - Bulbapedia

Person 1: Yo do you know what Slugma is?
Person 2: What's Slugma?
Person 1: Slugma balls.

Slugma by TheRealThiccyNiki August 29, 2021

Smegma Male 

A guy who is so in to NOFAP that that smegma starts coming out of his penis .

Have you heard ? Emil hasn't masturbated for 2 week now .

Yeah he has become a true smegma male .

Smegma Male by Hanza30 August 12, 2021