The Idaho Spudfucker is when you take instant mashed potatoes and put them inside the girls vagina. You then began to to fuck without a condom and use the cum and "love juices" to turn them into mashed potatoes! Afterwards, you eat the mashed potatoes.!
That Sally girl wanted me to take her to Dinner. So I gave her the old Idaho Spudfucker instead!
the all knowing - or seemingly all knowing - creep in the crowd who feels the need to promote themselves solely on the basis of of their little bit of focused knowledge.
"Because of my deep knowledge and experience, I will enlighten you on the correct way to view this perspective."
(thought bubble of everyone else in the room) "blow it out your ass, smug fucker"
Insult aimed towards people who live in big cities, especially those who are smug and look down on people in small towns. Can be adapted for different variations likecocksucker.
Farmer: All those damn smogsuckers with their ubers and skyscrapers and gay sex parades can suck my hick dick
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.