The Idaho Spudfucker is when you take instant mashed potatoes and put them inside the girls vagina. You then began to to fuck without a condom and use the cum and "love juices" to turn them into mashed potatoes! Afterwards, you eat the mashed potatoes.!
That Sally girl wanted me to take her to Dinner. So I gave her the old Idaho Spudfucker instead!
the all knowing - or seemingly all knowing - creep in the crowd who feels the need to promote themselves solely on the basis of of their little bit of focused knowledge.
"Because of my deep knowledge and experience, I will enlighten you on the correct way to view this perspective."
Insult aimed towards people who live in big cities, especiallythose who are smug and look down on people in small towns. Can be adapted for different variations like cocksucker.
Farmer: All those damn smogsuckers with their ubers and skyscrapers and gay sex parades can suck myhick dick