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SMUGGLIN' RAISINS 

When a wench is sporting the hardest, most erect nipples in existence, which literally punches holes through their bra and shirt!
Must have been a bit nipply out tonite because Donna looks like she walked straight out of the shower and into the cold Arctic air...she was undoubtedly smugglin' raisins. Those nipples were so hard and long that you could have dialed a rotary phone with them sons-of-bitches!!!!!
SMUGGLIN' RAISINS by weave December 5, 2003

smugglin' cornflakes

A phrase for someone who has cellulite, usually on the backs of the legs.
Sally doesn't look good in a bathing suit. That bitch is smugglin' cornflakes.

smugglin grapes

When someone has a really bad case of genital wartsand doesn't tell you before you see them naked.
"Man, I was just getting ready to fuck ol' girl before she took her draws off and I saw that bitch was smugglin grapes!"
smugglin grapes by dawgfan94 November 28, 2007

Smugglin Babies

When an individual is unaware or in denial of their weight. Looks as if they may be smuggling babies.

AKA - High Jacking babies means they have smuggled well over triplets....someone call 911.
I went on a blind date last night - he said he was active and in great condition. I found when he showed up he had 3 chins and was smugglin babies......trifflin'
Smugglin Babies by TA2BYRD June 19, 2010

smugglin raisins 

"Damn, that girl's smugglin raisins! Did you see those things? Looked like some headlights."
smugglin raisins by thomas January 29, 2004

smugglin'_manitees 

Used to describe a very very fat person.
boy1: hey you see that new girl?
boy2: yeah, she looks like shes smugglin'_manitees
boy3: *vomits blood*