Smuffacated
When ol'girl sat on my face last night I had to tapout or blackout, she almost smuffacated me with those thighs.
Smuffacated by Dirty Aryan May 4, 2009
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smuffacated
combination of smothered and suffocated. like when your aunts are hugging you a little to tight and you cant breathe
smuffacated by v88 October 9, 2008
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Suffocated Hot Dog
The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.
I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.
John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
Suffocated Hot Dog by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011
smuffocate
When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)
Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you
Man 1: yeahhh!!!!
woman 1: lay down baby
Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................
*man cums*
*end*
Man 1: yeahhh!!!!
woman 1: lay down baby
Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................
*man cums*
*end*
smuffocate by TJeva October 5, 2005
stuffocated
The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.
Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.
This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.
Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.
This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.
(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.
Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?
Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?
stuffocated by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017
smufficate
The act of sufficating your partner with your vagina while receiving oral sex. This is usually done while the female is stradling her partner's face while on top of him/her.
*cough* *cough* *wheez* "Honey, can you arch up a bit more, you'll smufficate me if you keep grinding on my face like that!"
"Man, I was with this complete freak guy last night, and all he kept begging me for was to smufficate him!"
"Man, I was with this complete freak guy last night, and all he kept begging me for was to smufficate him!"
smufficate by Dean the Mean Machine December 9, 2008
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Stuffocated by tlcstarfire December 29, 2012
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