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I really need new windshield wipers, the windshield is so smudgy when I use them.
smudgy by jariaz June 4, 2018
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When you get so drunk that you fall and smudge your makeup.
Last night I got so smudgy that I fell and smudged my mascara on the wall.
smudgy by Moexo March 4, 2016
Taking a shit and freeze it. Once frozen slide into a condom, tie the end off and then fuck your sexual partner with it.
This chick i met the other night was so kinky, she even let me smudgy her.
Smudgy by Shooter Mc March 31, 2020

Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.
Smudgy mermaid by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011

Smudgeon 

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon
Smudgeon by Suzins May 27, 2018

Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!
Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!
Smudge muffin by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.
I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!
butt smudge by Etch August 17, 2006
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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