smudgy

Smudge

I really need new windshield wipers, the windshield is so smudgy when I use them.

by jariaz June 4, 2018

smudgy

When you get so drunk that you fall and smudge your makeup.

Last night I got so smudgy that I fell and smudged my mascara on the wall.

by Moexo March 4, 2016

Smudgy

Taking a shit and freeze it. Once frozen slide into a condom, tie the end off and then fuck your sexual partner with it.

This chick i met the other night was so kinky, she even let me smudgy her.

by Shooter Mc March 31, 2020

Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.

Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.

by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011

Smudgeon

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

by Suzins May 27, 2018

Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!

Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.

I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!

by Etch August 17, 2006