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When you get so drunk that you fall and smudge your makeup.
Last night I got so smudgy that I fell and smudged my mascara on the wall.
smudgy by Moexo March 4, 2016
Taking a shit and freeze it. Once frozen slide into a condom, tie the end off and then fuck your sexual partner with it.
This chick i met the other night was so kinky, she even let me smudgy her.
Smudgy by Shooter Mc March 31, 2020

Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.
Smudgy mermaid by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011

Smudgeon 

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon
Smudgeon by Suzins May 27, 2018

Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!
Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!
Smudge muffin by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.
I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!
butt smudge by Etch August 17, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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