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smugglemuffin 

1- A small child who steals things
2- Covertly cuddling with somebody
3- A stolen pastry
4- An "ultimate" term of endearment for a special someone
1- "I can't believe my five year old son stole a piece of gum from his sister - he is such a smugglemuffin!"
2- "I found two smugglemuffins ditching class and cuddling under the bleachers."
3- "I made cupcakes this morning before work, only to come home and find one missing. The culprit - ScottieTooHottie - turned my cupcake into a smugglemuffin."
4- "Oh, you're my little smugglemuffin and I'll always love you!"
smugglemuffin by jacques.cousteau November 6, 2008
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snugglemuffin 

A term of endearment for a loved one.
My snugglemuffin took me out for dinner and a movie.
snugglemuffin by slayslay May 6, 2006

snugglemuffin 

A very sweet, adorable and innocent person who hasn't done anything wrong. The most innocent thing in the world. Often used by fangirls.
Fangirl: omfg Kaneki Ken is my little kawaii snugglemuffin <33
Random person: what

snugglepuffin

An ancient holy seabird of wisdom and lore.
If your significant other is a snugglepuffin, you should worship them.
snugglepuffin by snugglepuffin March 22, 2009

smudgemuffin 

When somebody takes a dump so hard it leaves marks on the toilet that can't be removed through flushing
man i just cleaned this toilet and theres already a smudgemuffin

this smudgemuffin is so big i need to take a picture
smudgemuffin by kurtistheturtle December 10, 2009

SnuggleMuffinz 

A name for someone you love greatly
Isaac: "Hey SnuggleMuffinz, just wanted to say I love you <3"
Jessica: "Teehee, I love you too <3"
SnuggleMuffinz by xXToadXx August 27, 2011

smugglenuffin 

Brie just totally smugglenuffined me.
smugglenuffin by shes no android November 14, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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