smugglemuffin

1- A small child who steals things
2- Covertly cuddling with somebody
3- A stolen pastry
4- An "ultimate" term of endearment for a special someone

1- "I can't believe my five year old son stole a piece of gum from his sister - he is such a smugglemuffin!"
2- "I found two smugglemuffins ditching class and cuddling under the bleachers."
3- "I made cupcakes this morning before work, only to come home and find one missing. The culprit - ScottieTooHottie - turned my cupcake into a smugglemuffin."
4- "Oh, you're my little smugglemuffin and I'll always love you!"

by jacques.cousteau November 6, 2008

snugglemuffin

A term of endearment for a loved one.

My snugglemuffin took me out for dinner and a movie.

by slayslay May 6, 2006

snugglemuffin

A very sweet, adorable and innocent person who hasn't done anything wrong. The most innocent thing in the world. Often used by fangirls.

Fangirl: omfg Kaneki Ken is my little kawaii snugglemuffin <33
Random person: what

by FujoshiDemon May 4, 2015

snugglepuffin

An ancient holy seabird of wisdom and lore.

If your significant other is a snugglepuffin, you should worship them.

by snugglepuffin March 22, 2009

smudgemuffin

When somebody takes a dump so hard it leaves marks on the toilet that can't be removed through flushing

man i just cleaned this toilet and theres already a smudgemuffin

this smudgemuffin is so big i need to take a picture

by kurtistheturtle December 10, 2009

SnuggleMuffinz

A name for someone you love greatly

Isaac: "Hey SnuggleMuffinz, just wanted to say I love you <3"
Jessica: "Teehee, I love you too <3"

by xXToadXx August 27, 2011

smugglenuffin

-to nuzzle vigorously

Brie just totally smugglenuffined me.

by shes no android November 14, 2006