smorfed

the sensation a person gets when they not only get drunk, but also high as well

I guess i smoked too much weed and also drank too much last night because i woke up smorfed.

by Mclovin11 January 17, 2008

smoofed

when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness

Ex:

Bang Chan of Stray Kids is being so cute. OMG he has me smoofed

by Riyeori March 5, 2019

Smurfed

When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.

I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.

by jammats69 September 9, 2014

go get smurfed

To tell someone to go to sleep and wake up by getting whacked across the face by a penis.

Smokey: To hell with you!
Smokeys lil bro: Go get smurfed!

by Smokeys lil bro January 30, 2005

Smurfed

To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.

OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!

by Matthew B December 5, 2004

smorged

this can be used to replace inferior words such as owned, pwned and battered

I smorged gaz on COD yesterday lols

by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010

smurfed

when you take a rock and slam it down the exhaust hole that is in the top of porta-shitters so that the blue toilet water splashes the unfourtinate occupant in the ass while they are shitting.

man i just smurfed the fuck out of jeff and he's PISESED!!

by imnottellinguwhy January 5, 2011