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Captain Smoothness 

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.
"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"
Captain Smoothness by Frazier May 30, 2006

smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.
Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.
smoothness by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009

smootherness

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.
smootherness by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

smoothginer 

From the words "smooth" and "vagina"= "smoothginer".

A shaved pussy that is smooth and free of razor bumps or other unsightly marks.

The opposite of a smoothginer is a furginer.

A smoothginer is associated with a funginer.
I went down in her panties and was lovingly greeted by her smoothginer.
smoothginer by Chris Perry 88 February 15, 2008

Rheinmetall L/55 120mm Smoothbore 

A smoothbore cannon made by Rheinmetall.
What else did you expect?
The Rheinmetall L/55 120mm Smoothbore cannon is 1.32 meters longer than the Rheinmetall L/44 120mm Smoothbore cannon, making it fire a faster shell.

smoothneck 

Someone who is not a member of something awful (a neckbeard)
"Hey look at that smoothneck over there."
smoothneck by pajamapants March 27, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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