smoothbone

Sex addict from Vashon Island.

Can you believe smoothbone cheated on his wife again.

by Smoothbone May 2, 2024

Captain Smoothness

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

by Frazier May 30, 2006

smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.

Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.

by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009

smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

smoothginer

From the words "smooth" and "vagina"= "smoothginer".

A shaved pussy that is smooth and free of razor bumps or other unsightly marks.

The opposite of a smoothginer is a furginer.

A smoothginer is associated with a funginer.

I went down in her panties and was lovingly greeted by her smoothginer.

by Chris Perry 88 February 15, 2008

Rheinmetall L/55 120mm Smoothbore

A smoothbore cannon made by Rheinmetall.
What else did you expect?

The Rheinmetall L/55 120mm Smoothbore cannon is 1.32 meters longer than the Rheinmetall L/44 120mm Smoothbore cannon, making it fire a faster shell.

by BoggActual September 12, 2022

smoothneck

Someone who is not a member of something awful (a neckbeard)

"Hey look at that smoothneck over there."

by pajamapants March 27, 2009