Captain Smoothness

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

by Frazier May 26, 2006

captain smooth

one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.

have you seen Gregory Yarnellovic lately? Definition of captain smooth!

by dirty Qtip April 9, 2011

Smooth Captain

The drink of Captain Morgan's and Amp'd.

Ratio of 1/3 Captain Morgan's and 2/3's Amp'd. Best proportianlized in a mug without using the whole of the amp'd can. The drinks cancel each other's flavors/bites and makes it smooth to drink for either preference to drink.

Mix 1:3 Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and 2/3's Amp'd, and you've got a Smooth Captain.

by Mathew "Lightbreed" "in the Hat" Rodriguez June 23, 2007