smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

Captain Smoothness

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

by Frazier May 30, 2006

smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.

Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.

by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009

smoothness

The most amazing person ever who has very smooth skin in the genital area. This person can do a lot of things, like scream, bite pillows and other objects around, including yourself.

1.My smoothness represents kindness, laughter and goosebumps.
2.I am still sore because my smoothness has a big interest in me.

by boo hoo hoo July 24, 2008

Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness

bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend

by fucking dio August 3, 2023