smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

smoother

A smoother is A.K.A. an iron

I was tryin' to get some stank on my hang down and da bitch hit me wit the smoother. You know fer smoothin' da clothes. As seen on the TV show Cops.

by Seth Tallman August 25, 2006

Smoother

A metro sexual type man who shaves his body to attract the opposite or same sex.

Hey Jamie , look at that fucking smoother.

by Syarrow October 15, 2018

Smoother

A slang term for an iron.. as it smoothens pants

That bitch hit me off the dome with a smoother.

In Home Alone, a smoother was dropped on Marv's head.

by Scorehead November 2, 2010

Dog Smoother

One who's sole focus is to seek out and comfort, console and or befriend a Baby Mama with the single purpose of getting an easy lay.

The helpful dog smoother carried the baby mama's heavy diaper bags to her car.

by Dog Smoother April 24, 2009

The Smoother (drink)

Alcoholic drink made with Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Irish Crème', Coffee Liqueur, Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, and a Maraschino Cherry.

When she gets fucked up on The Smoother (drink), her legs will "smooth" right open so you can fuck her brains out.

smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs

by She's Crafty August 8, 2013

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 12, 2014